Best One Liner Jokes 1500+ funny 1 liners!

This program contains a huge collection of our greatest one liner jokes. For example:

~ 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.

~ A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.

~ A clean desk is a sign of a cluttered desk drawer.

~ A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.

~ A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you will look forward to the trip.

~ A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries.

~ A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.

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